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Not financial advice — the disclaimer

Everything here is informational. Do your own due diligence. Nothing published is a recommendation to buy.

Not financial advice

Everything on this site is informational. Read this before you use any of it to make an acquisition decision.

What LamboApp is

A screener. It reads public listings from public brokers, normalizes them, runs them through an AI scoring pass, and shows you the ones the model thinks are worth reading. That's the entire product.

What LamboApp is not

  • Not a broker. We don't list businesses. We don't collect commissions. We link out to the source broker for every deal.
  • Not a lender, advisor, or fiduciary. We are not registered with the SEC, FINRA, or any state regulator. Nothing we publish is a recommendation to buy, sell, hold, invest, or divest.
  • Not a substitute for due diligence. The AI thesis is a first-pass filter. It doesn't reconcile financials, verify SDE, check tax returns, evaluate lease terms, or judge whether the seller is trustworthy.

AI limitations

The AI scorer is Claude. Claude is very good at reading text; Claude is not omniscient. Specifically:

  • It sees what the listing shows it. If the seller misrepresents revenue in the listing, the scorer treats that misrepresentation as fact. QoE analysis is a job for a human accountant, after LOI.
  • It doesn't verify anything. No cross-reference against tax returns, bank statements, or Amazon seller central. The score reflects what the listing claims, not what's true.
  • It occasionally hallucinates. The thesis paragraph is generated. Very rarely it invents a detail. Always confirm anything material against the original listing.
  • It has a prior. The scoring model was calibrated against a specific archetype — boring, cash-flowing, sub-$5M SDE, service or content businesses. Deals that don't match that archetype get low scores even if they're perfectly good acquisition targets for a different buyer.

What you should do

  1. Read the original listing on the broker's site, not just our summary.
  2. Talk to the broker. Confirm the numbers. Ask for the CIM.
  3. Hire a QoE analyst before you're deep into diligence. This is not optional for anything above six figures.
  4. Talk to your lawyer before signing any LOI or purchase agreement.
  5. Talk to your CPA about how the acquisition is structured (stock vs. asset, earnouts, etc.).

Liability

We publish this site as-is. Pypes LLC is not liable for any decision you make based on anything published here. If you buy a business we scored highly and it turns out to be a fraud, that's between you, the seller, and the broker — not us. If the AI misses a red flag that was visible in the listing, that's still on you as the buyer.

The full terms are in the LICENSE and — for the hosted version — in whatever Terms of Service you accepted at signup.

In three words

Do your homework.